- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

When life gives you lemons, make beef stew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

What would Walt Disney be if he were still alive today? Still anti-semetic

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why did Helen Kelley's dog run away I'd run away to if my name was. Ughgughgughgiggughfufh.

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

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