- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the man Iorn his face? Because he felt like it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

Knock Knock Who's there Me Me who ME LET ME IN

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What is the most dangerous day of the week to leave the house? Garbage day. Moral: Or rather GAAAAAAAAAARBAAAAAGE DAAAAAAAAAAAAY! BANG BANG BANG >:D

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

Last night, I awoke to the unsettling sound of an alarm. My initial thought was fire. However, after analyzing the situation, I realized that it was only my alarm clock. I turned off the alarm clock, and got out of bed. Then my brother walked in my room and hit me in the face with a toaster.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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