- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

A man with Down's Syndrome walks into bar. Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

The skeleton walks into a bar. Everyone is confused and leaves.

A duck flew calmly through the air and landed softly on a beautiful lake, where he was then shot for trespassing.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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