Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

Why was the boy afraid of the dark? he was blind

Donald Trump

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why would you call a child douche bag? Cause they're sterile

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Wait what? I did not type that!

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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