Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

r u smart..... or ur black

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

Yo mama's has so much acne, I decided to give her proactive.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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what did the white car look like... a black car but the color is different

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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