- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

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Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

What job did the black man apply for?.. Several, its a downward economy.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What's worse than loading babies into a garbage truck. Answore: unloading them with a pitch fork.

What is long and hard that a bride gets on her wedding night? An erect penis.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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