What do you call a gay dog? Steve

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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This sentence is false.

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What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

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What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

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What do you call a building full of black people Jail

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

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What do you call an englishman who wakes up in Africa Confused

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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What do you call a black man in space? An astronaut.

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Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

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A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

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whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

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What do Ethiopians do for dinner? Starve.

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Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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