9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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I'm hungry.

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America

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Har har hey

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Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

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What's the difference between a duck and a goose? They're two completely different water fowl.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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How many worms dose it take to eat an apple? One.

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Robin- Hey, Batman, can i drive tonight? Batman- Eat my left dick Robin- OK, Batman, but can i still ... mmuupfm fmuupmf... I suppose that means no... mmmupf mmfupfmpfmum...

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Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Are you a tree? No.

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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