Why couldn't the man find his watch? Because he was mugged by a homeless man and had severe brain damage..... ....and because he left it at the office

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Q: what's black and white and red all over? A: someone getting murderd on a news paper

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What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree?" "Because it was dead?" "No. Becaus it was stapled to the squirrel.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Tyler: Hey, James if you were a cavemen you would die. James: Why? Tyler: Because everybody hates you.

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did it hurt when you fell from heaven? cause it looked like you landed on your face

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Your mama is so fat that when she walks her legs rub against each other

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When Chuck Norris runs, he doesn't even move a muscle.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Yes.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing. Hitler died many years ago now and he was in no position of power during Bin Laden's reign of terror due to the fact that he was already dead. Therefore it is impossible that they could have had any sort of conversation. But now Bin Laden is dead as well. HIGH FIVE!!!!!!!

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What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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Men's Rights

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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