Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Guess what? what. You guessed it!!

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Why did my cat die? I drowned it in the bath.

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A black man walked into a bar. Had a drink, and left.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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why did the duck cross the road? More than likely there was something that appeals to the duck on the other side such as a pond or duck food. On the contrary there could also be something that did not appeal to the duck on the side from which he is departing from such as a lack of a pond or a lack of duck food.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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Mexicans are like waffles

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What's worse than being a Packer Fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... oh, wait....

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A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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what sucks? things that suck

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees his wife with another man. That man is his brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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