- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy mad? A: He dropped his ice cream. Q: Why was the boy in pain? A: Because a clown was ripping off the boys big toes with a hacksaw, all the while causing the small boy emotional pains by killing the boy's orange cat.

My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

Baking a cake can be very hard and stressful, just like beating a slut with an axe.

How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

Abe Lincoln, George Washington, George Bush and Barack Obama are sitting at a table at a bar. They discuss politics and time travel.

The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

?"what's up" "A preposition"

Roses are red violets are blue I hate rhyming pancakes

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

Q. What do you call a bunch of guys in a shower? A. The Holocaust.

Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

When you wish upon a star... ... you're actually a few million years late, according to astronomy. The star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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