What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Gorden Brown.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Ebola How about you?

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Q:Why didn't Mr. Fuzzy have to cut his hair anymore? A: Because he was diagnosed with cancer

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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