What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Brown Bear, Brown Bear what do you see? I see some poachers looking at that tiger over there.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple whilst you're in a bar after finding out you have cancer when you visited your families grave? Having a refrigerator thrown at you by an aids infected monkey with no arms or legs.

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Q: What is worse than The Apocalypse? A: Darkseid, Thanathos, Red Hulk, Onslaught, come on The Apocalypse cant even beat the X-men! Moral: "I AM THE APOCALYPSE, YOU ARE NOT FIT TO SURVIVE!"

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I've got 99 problems and they're all stressing me out and causing me to be very unhappy.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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After finishing reading this sentence, read it again and you might or might not realise that there is a secret subliminal message in this sentence making you do something later tonight. Can you spot it?

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Poop

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I would rather live in a world a chicken's motives would not be questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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