- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

FOX News: Fair and balanced

I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What did Batman tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

I don't know what was a bigger disappointment, the series finale of "Lost" or--sorry I thought I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

PEANIS!

I agree

"Hheheheh Hey Butthead"- "Were Gonna Score!"

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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