What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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Charles Manson is innocent.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Why was 6 afraid of 8 because 8 kidnap 7

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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Whats worse than 2 holocausts? 2 and one tenth of a holocaust

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What's black and white and red all over it? Not a newspaper because red is not all over it. Answers to this question may vary.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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