- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

Committing Suicide #YOLO

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

what do you call a black man drinking cool-aid? thirsty.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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