A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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what do you do to get a guy to vomit?? kick him in the balls!

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Chocolate makes everything better, except obesity.

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A young baby died.

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

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What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

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A Jew, an atheist, and an Asian man walk into a bar. They all have a drink and then go home to their families

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. who's there? Alex. GO AWAY!!!

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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josh roberts got the d in geog

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I'm a lion hear my threat **** you ***** and then go **** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

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I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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