Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Why were the black man's balls so big He had testicular cancer

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

I dont hate you Lets just say if you were on fire and i had water id drink it

A priest walks past a mailbox with the number 666 on it. Nothing happens, because it is an ordinary mailbox.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Why was the blonde sent to prison? Well there could be a number of reasons, but I for one do not know this specific blonde so I can not help you.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

" ding dong " person in side: wait aren't u supposed to knock knock

who's a slut... you're mom

Jason Connor.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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