What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

im watching you..

Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

bacon

[Insert dumb, last minute anti-joke here]

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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