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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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