What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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THE GAME

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What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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