Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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Rachel not blowing Robert.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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Why did the white girl fuck the mexican? Because her teacher told her to do an "essay"

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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Wanna hear an anti-joke?

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

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Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

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a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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