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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

What do Batman and Harry Potter have in common? Their parents are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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