why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Hello, nice to meet you.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Alchohol.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Your Mom The End.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Yo mama soooooo dumb! You should really take her to a doctor, she might actually suffer from mental retardation, I'm just concerned about her.

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