- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

Whats plastic and little boys turn it on? A game cube, and Michael Jackson. Well maybe not anymore since hes dead...

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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