What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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What does Chuck Noris have under his beard? A chin

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The Police, you wife died in a car accident.

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how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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I killed someone on minecraft.

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dyslexics of the world untie!

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Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

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How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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UNICORNZ R PURPUL

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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How can you tell if a substance is an acid or a base just by looking at it? You can't. pH or Litmus paper would be necessary in order to determine whether a substance is an acid or a base.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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my name is Jacob sartorious

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a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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