How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

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Why does Jeremy Kyle love his job? Because he gets to make idiots look like bigger idiots.

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A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

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holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

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Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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