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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

Why did the bus driver have a bad day? Someone threw a washing machine filled with radios but containing no soap at his bus. Then, a kid stapled a frog to his face. His wife died of terminal cancer.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Scenario: A man is being mugged in an alley Mugger: Give me your wallet! I have a gun! Victim: You don't have the balls. Mugger: Oh yeah! I have 3 balls! Victim: Well I have 2, you should probably get that checked.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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