What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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When I exited the hospital one day, I spotted a sign saying "Come back soon!" Soon afterwards I saw people protesting to ban dihydrogen monoxide. The next day on tv I saw an ad for a solar powered lightbulb. Then I saw a Gun control poster. I cried, this being the dumbest thing I had seen yet, and the world was certainly doomed due to humanity's general stupidity. I saw a chicken crossing a packed road. Why did the chicken feel the urge to cross the road?

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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a chinese wompus came out of the basement.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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