How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

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Why did the book disappear?

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well you shouldn't be. I came to tell you your family died in a car crash and you have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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