- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

woman's rights

why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

You dropped something.... Yo lip

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Black Friday

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

what did the bear say to the fish? Nothing he eat it

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??