What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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The Female Orgasm

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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