A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Leukemia.

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Anti Joke

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