- Anti Joke

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A man orders chinese food. His wife says "Honey, where's the cat?"

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

A man walks into a bar and starts telling anti-jokes to his friend. His friend is a follower and laughs even though they aren't funny.

I pooped.

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy