What do a gas and a liquid have in common? Nothing

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Sophie Cameron is Gay

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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You're welcome!

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What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

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What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

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What did the zebra say to the giraffe? Nothing, they can't talk dipshit.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

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Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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Q: How do you make a clown stop laughing? A: Hit it in the face with an axe

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why did the father beat his daughter? To alleviate stress.

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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