- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

I like my coffee like i like my woman.... with big titis.

A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

What does Helen Keller's parents do when she gets in trouble? They leave the plunger in the toilet!!!

What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What happened to the man who killed his family? Rape.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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