- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

You know what me and Bill Cosby have in common? Katie..

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

A man stepped on a nail. He died shortly after of lockjaw.

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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