- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Pussy... Do you get it? Think about what you just answered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you stop clowns from throwing cinderblocks at your car? Hire a hitman.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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