What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

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What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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So a Quadriplegic walks into a bar.....

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human language promptly shits on the floor then leaves.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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Today is May 18 2016.

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How do you call a man in a wheelchair? Disabled.

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Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

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The Female Orgasm

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Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

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Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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