How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

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What do a tree and a boy have in common? They both cry when you hit them with an axe... except the tree.

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What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

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Why did the first elephant fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? It was tied to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? PEER PRESSURE!

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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haiku's are funny. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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Whats red and smells like cherries? Cherries

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What has two legs and is covered in red. Half a dog.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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