So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

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How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

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She said no

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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fruit salad?

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