- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

She said no

whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

fruit salad?

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

what does brb mean? ...be right back? ...ok hurry i need to know the answer.

What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my wife?

Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

Why can't Tom Maynard play cricket anymore Because he's dead

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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