At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Theres a monkey that walks into a bar. I forget the rest of the joke but your moms a w****

Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

Why did Billy start crying? Because he was abandoned at a young age- and was bullied since childhood in the orphanage.

guest what i love pancakes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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