- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A daring man once said "Here goes nothing!" Anddd nothing happened.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

What do you call a pencil that's been broken in half? 2 pencils

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

There's my tractor.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

Canadians

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

How did the boy die in the holocaust? Cancer

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What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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