There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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Cheese stick

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Why wasn't the man hungry? Because he just ate a thousand almonds.

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Patriarchy.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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Knock knock Who's there Police

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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When life gives you lemons, You find a new life

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Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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Anti Joke

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