- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

"Penis, penis, penis..." says Chase. That is all he likes and he fondles horse testes.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

You know whats worse than getting punched in the face? Getting kicked in the balls.

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

It is so hard to write an antijoke.

How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

There's two people, one wearing a nice sweater and the other is not. The one without has to walk the dog, so he asks the other guy if he can have his sweater. He says "No but you can wear it."

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