- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

What's better than your mom dying? Chocolate Cake.

Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Jesus Christ dude. Wait, aren't you Jewish?

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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