- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well, there is no way to accurately estimate this number being that 1.woodchucks in fact do not chuck wood and 2. there is no time frame given for said action to take place

knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, black kid get for Christmas? Modern Warfare 3.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

"knock knock" "Come in"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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