- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

Q: What do you call Justin Bieber with a penis? A: Darn good plastic surgery.

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

Wanna here a joke? Feminism.

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A man is approached by a mysterious character in the streets, offering to tell him a dark and amazing tale. The man declines and walks away.

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

What goes in dry, comes out wet and pleases two people. A teabag, you pervert.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

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