- Anti Joke

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

what happen to covietz when he licked his balls? nothing he likes the taste

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

A cow walks into the butcher shop, he looks around then mourns the loss of his brothers

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

Santa isn't real

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Abstract thinking part one of... One: What kind of idiot tries to run trough a wall, rather than to just use the door? The "Idiot" is in a cell whose walls are made of thin wood plates, the door is made of steel and locked. How I cured my own damn anxiety five hundred of one: Now this is real see? I got stressed, damn it was like something that was not me but my body scared as shit began fearing for its life right my arms shaking like fuck sweat and all that crapa? So I got pissed got in front of the mirror, stared at myself and shouted "GODDAMN BODY YOU THINKS YOU CAN CONTROL ME? IF YOU DO NOT STOP BEING SO FUCKING AFRAID OF DEATH! THEN I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF!" So yeah unconventional indeed, but it worked for five times, and I never had to use it anymore. Moral: My own body and every fucking cell of it, is not the only one that fears me more than death.

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

A black man found chicken on the floor. He ate it.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

I just can't stand sitting down!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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