What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Sophie Cameron is Gay

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

Rick santorum

What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

Q: Where did little Suzie go during the bombing? A:Everywhere

How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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