- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What's the difference between? Your mom.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Why can't Brent speak at the moment? Because he is eating his ice-cream.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

1 + 1 = 3

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them!!!

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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