- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Batman, Superman, Spiderman and Wonder Woman walk into a bar. The bartender decides to ruin the joke by saying nothing.

Twenty-Four

tight butthole 4 lyfe.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

Why was Newton surprised when the apple fell on his head? Because he was sitting under a pear tree.

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a tree? Nailing1 baby to 10 trees

I hate chocolate. I hate it so much. It sickens me. The only thing I hate more than chocolate is people that like chocolate. I hate them even more. Do you know what happened to the last person I met that liked chocolate? NOTHING

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What's Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin' with his family

Is there any non dirty numbers these days, 69, just kidding

Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Roses are red, Violets are BLACK!

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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