A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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Hey, why are asians yellow and africans brown? I'm colorblind.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

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What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

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A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

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Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

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What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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What did the one horse say to the other. Nothing because horses can't talk.

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Civil Rights.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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