why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

It's easy to take part, just type your text below! no

Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

Anti Joke

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